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A little present
I'm moving out of my apartment next month, so my landlord is showing it all day today to potential tenants. Just to make things interesting I decided to double up on my coffee intake this morning so as to produce the healthiest of dumps, which I left sitting in the bowl (seat up) for all the potential tenants to see and smell. Welcome.
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My Appendix! Oh, wait...
I woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss and felt this excruciating pain in my lower abdomen. It felt like my appendix was going to burst, then I realized it was probably just that fried oyster po' boy coursing its way through my lower intestines. First thing I did was chug a huge cup of coffee when I woke up, which did the trick. Pounds lighter and no more pain!
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