I didn't drink any coffee yesterday. My body didn't know how to react in the absence of its usual poo-accelerant (coffee). So, by about 4pm I decided it was time to pinch one out regardless. I've never tried so hard to squeeze out two pathetic little rabbit terds. I can't wait to have my coffee again and take a real hold-on-the-rails-get-the-hell-out-of-my-way kind of dump on Monday.
FtB
I have some special coffee to get you back on track in a jiffy.
ReplyDeletehaha...good! What are you drinking?
ReplyDeleteIt's called Wake the Fuck Up!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that's the brand of coffee.
Does the trick every time.
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