When you are sitting on the pot, there's nothing like a nice, comfortable and relaxing dump. However, there is an extent to where your dump quickly turns into an all day affair. And who wants that?
When your dump hits overtime it can be a dramatic experience--especially if you've got a meeting to catch or a phone call to make. For those occasions, I've recently been turning to some new, high-strength accelerator. It's like fuel for that nitro-burning butt-hole of yours. It'll surely get the wheel turnin' and it's appropriately labeled, "Wake the fuck up"...although it should have a disclaimer attached that warned of impending doom and its side effects, "get ready to spray the back of the bowl" or, be renamed altogether to, "Shit your brains out."
Take it from us, The Generals of Dump, this shit works--literally!
-Solid Mass
Only drink in close proximity to an available and well stocked bathroom!
ReplyDeleteYou can try this at work, but be very careful. On second thought ... Only drink at home in the comfort of your own "seat."
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