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I looked down while standing at the urinal today and saw a pair of feet in the stall next to me. Something didn't look right, though. His feet were pointed the same direction as mine. I also heard this awful churning sound echoing off the tile walls and saw some kind of murky liquid splattered all over the floor. I thought perhaps this dude had stumbled upon some new secret method for dropping a deuce. I was oddly curious and jealous at the same time. Turns out it was just a plumber doing some work on the toilet. I may have give it a try anyways...at least you'd have the tank to rest your arms and head on.

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